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Almost no other movie has received the level of critical derision and simultaneous fan acclaim as Fifty Shades of Grey. That's because the only people who like the movie are also fans of the laughable novels. Their publisher put sentences like "Hmm … My inner goddess is doing the merengue with some salsa moves" into print, and asked people to pay money for it. So, it's no surprise that the film's director created the same corny, heavy-handed, implausible romance that sees Anastasia, the mousy virgin, transformed into a kinky submissive at the hands of Christian, a man who would definitely be considered a creepy predator if he wasn't a billionaire.
Each love scene escalates further into ridiculousness to the point where the climax of the film occurs when Anastasia freaks out after Christian spanks her too hard. This happens in his "play room," which looks like it was teleported from the Tower of London and features hooks, whips, chains, and all other manner of medieval looking torture devices that Anastasia seemingly has no issue with. But seriously, Christian, take it easy on the spanking, would ya?
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Each love scene escalates further into ridiculousness to the point where the climax of the film occurs when Anastasia freaks out after Christian spanks her too hard. This happens in his "play room," which looks like it was teleported from the Tower of London and features hooks, whips, chains, and all other manner of medieval looking torture devices that Anastasia seemingly has no issue with. But seriously, Christian, take it easy on the spanking, would ya?
Read More: http://www.looper.com/3947/awkward-screen-love-scenes-movies/s/fifty-shades-of-grey-hilariously-bad-in-every-way/?utm_campaign=clip
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